"Salutations. All those things which make you go
jiggy-jiggy, hail hail and welcome to a Saturday
afternoon here on MTV and it's of course MTV's
Euro Video Song day today, song contest taking
place later on this evening, nine o'clock, me and
Rebecca de Ruvo shall be there. We are your host
and hostesses for this evening: an alternative,
yes a healthy alternative version to that
dreadful Eurovision Song Contest.
No, it's not dreadful, is it, but it's a bit corny.
No, no, no, don't say that, allright then,
OK, it's an alternative anyway, where we play
songs that really are good songs.
Come on Paul, you're gonna get in trouble here,
you're gonna get lawsuits slap your way, and oh well
what do I care, Saturday afternoon, weekend's here..."